cake toppers you shouldn't choose

Cake toppers are kind of a weird thing. Some brides use it to make a funny statement, others just go classy and pick flowers or an initial. Below i have provided you with some you should not choose, or purchase....

this first one...a impatient groom..who wants to golf...and by the brides arms, she is already mad at him about golfing and they just got married....she is gonna be mad alot i think if he really carries his clubs at all times...even to the alter...

the next...bride and groom on cell phones..do you think they are talking to each other? I have to wonder did they due their vows over the phone? or are they calling there other lovers, parents, or bffs?

next we have the popular rushing bride pulling the groom to the alter...this one is not near as painful as the next....

by painful, i meant deadly, this groom is gonna die if he doesn't marry her..wow what a message to send your guests. I had to say i was gonna shoot my hubby to get him to say yes. Could you imagine explaining this to your kids years later? "mom why do you have a gun in your arms on your cake" "oh little joe, i just was afraid you dad wouldn't marry me if i did" so not cool this next one she is stopping him from running away, LET HIM GO GIRLIE...if he doesn't want to be married, he should get married...

than we have the bride who won king of the mountain...i actually think its funny, but not sure most would get it, it also looks like she is winning miss America and he is just below trying to get her attention.
so this next one is for a bride who has to tackle her husband...he is off and running with the rock! rugby playing groomsman would think this is cool...no one else (besides, her dress is gonna get dirty)

ahhhh the shoot out....on separate cake tiers...i think this looks more like a divorce cake than a wedding cake...

and last but certainly not the least....here we have a lovely bride walking her husband like a dog....nothing says i am a B#@** like this does....

while i could really care less about cake toppers in general, all of the above are bad ideas you should not copy....if u do..it might disappear before pictures and be replaced by something cute, classy, and timeless....like this one....


just kidding...no kitty cat topper either please!!!!