Thursday, September 30, 2010

One Ugly Wedding

Now i must start this blog off by saying i stole these pictures from google, hence the blotched out faces and the marks that they were already posted on tackyweddings.com..nevertheless i am excited to share them with you. This is ONE UGLY WEDDING!!!! there are three main statements/ideas this bride strongly stuck to to make this one ugly wedding.


THE FIRST: "Everything is better with a poof" notice these dresses blow, notice the hair pieces, notice the flowers (arranged in a poof, notice the girl's weird sleeve. Its all a giant poof... THE SECOND: "Princesses wear tierras, i am the biggest princess, i get the biggest tierra..IN THE WORLD" This is the biggest/weirdest/ugliest/ tierra ever!!! i am not a teirra fan to begin with and this just makes it over the top. I am pretty sure that the teirra adds at least 6 inches to her height and is holding on a bunch of fake hair.....ugh!!!!
THE THIRD: "I want to look sexy at my reception" well, u look like a tramp!!! Tight outfit, sparkles, still wearing your tierra, what the hell is that arm band? Now i am sure this dress, in all its sparkling glory was not cheep, but really...what does it say about her? it says i was skanky until i met my husband...that's what it says....

So in closing, please do not make these three statements and plan your wedding around them.
Thanks!


4 comments:

  1. hahahah..I'm totally having a "sexy" dress for my reception!! groooosssss

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  2. Gypsy wedding. Pretty tame actually.

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  3. Please, don’t make fun of people different than you! EVERYONE MATTERS!

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    1. Of course the person matters, it’s their taste that needs to be pointed out as “not all that complimentary for you”. Some people need to be educated on what is tacky and what is not. You want a short tight dress for your reception? Here are some options that make you look like a million dollars, not like a lace sampler.

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