not rich but wonderful: 6 dresses to avoid....

my dearest love trish is engaged...!!! as a excited and supportive friend i have put together a warning list of dresses she should avoid....trish since you are my only follower on this here blog i figure i can make this taliored to you...anyway..here are six dresses to avoid...

1. poof...poof..poof..poof poof...this dress is beyond poof..and poof is poopy! she even has her hair in a messy poof..just remember..to much poof is poopy and not pretty..

2.to much boobies!! TRISH be careful of this one...i cant even look at this pic without double checking to make sure her nipples arent hanging out...its like..really what the hell..did she buy a dress made for an acup girl...did she get suprise brest implants after she ordered her dress...ugh!!! anyway...to much boob speaks for itself in this photo!

3. Not a dress....cause its a JUMPSUIT!!!! this was on a wedding blog as a new trend...not sure who is trending this..looks like a jlo outfit made in white...not for u...not for anyone..

4. Sports gowns...now if you awere marring allen iverson... this would still be ugly.. lets start with the obvious..mini skirt with flowing sheer making it a formal length...than there are the arm covers....its like cinderella trademark gloves went to the ghetto...weird...then there is the obvious intersting factor...the jersey logo with number...why number 3? i am guessing her FH(future husband)'s favorite players name is on the back...ahhh how romantic...the one thing missing from this outfit is some air force ones!

2. Renaissance ..just look at the picture..i cant say anything more..just no

6. nature with camo... now i know nature is going to be incorporated in to your ceremony..please think through this before ordering a new camo gown...