Monday, October 25, 2010

How to get married like Katy Perry...


katy perry was just married this last weekend. And today is her birthday!!! What a wedding just like her's? here is what you need...

first a werid british man to be the groom.... Next you need to cut your guest list to 80 close friends and family..but Rehanna cant make it, she has prior work engagments so you dont have to count her in your 80.

Next...you will need to buy plane tickets to INDIA, because your getting marriend there!!!

Now that your in INDIA you are probably wondernig why? well becaue its a majical place...a tiger wildlife refuge of course! For more inforamtion on this national park in india...you can visit there english website.. http://www.ranthamborenationalpark.com/

Ok now that your at your location...you need to know that it is a huge resort in the national park...
you should have the resort make your tent up just like this, if you want to go just like Katy for the occasion, right in the middle of the refuge, your celebration!


So your half way ready for your katy perry wedding, you have a groom, guests, your in india at a resort in a national park..even a hot pink and orange tent.. so whats missing?


Your traditional India birde nose ring/chain of course...In india tradition, the bride wears this and the groom takes it off on the wedding night... Its called a noth i think...

Its not just a noth you will be needing to get your ready for this special occastion, you will also need some henna on hands...(i have no photos of that, just an ariticle rumoring it..but i think you know what henna looks like)


So now you want to be just like katy...do you also wear a blue wig? or do you wear a dress made of cotton candy? or stick with the indian tradition and wear bright colors and the bollywood style outfit? nope...you go all Couture for this one! Below is the dress she is rumor to have worn, dove gray, with lace sleves...


you could probably get it too for way more money than both of us have....

so on to the recieption. Since your a pop star, and your in India...who should perform...? well Who else but p.diddy! Thats right p.diddy!!!!

AHHH your dream Katy Perry wedding is perfect. Just like Katy and Russel planned, but before the night ends you get one more surprise from your new husband......

A TIGER!!!! Your brittish commic husband says he loves you so much he bought you a tiger...beatiful and majestic just like you....except you dont get to keep it..it lives at the refuge..which in my eyes is the best place for a TIGER!
ahhhh your dream katy perry wedding..hope you love it!!!


PS>>>official pics of her wedding have yet to be released..i may do this topic again, once we get to see the craziness!

1 comment:

  1. hahaha...oh my gosh. It looks amazing but why would you try to keep up with the Indian tradition when your not Indian??? I wonder what India thinks about it...Also I'm sad she didn't wear a blue wig and I love this blog..i don't know if I told you this but Katy Perry used to be Katy Hudson, Christian singer..check it out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFvXOChyqdA

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